Weekend haiku

Just the two of us  

this Thanksgiving, and for that  

I'm truly thankful  

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Love may conquer all  

but that usually means that  

something's in ruins

Friday haiku

Black Friday seems to  

have better marketing than  

Latino Tuesday

Thursday haiku

For those addicted  

to the Upside Down, today's  

Stranger Thingsgiving

Wednesday haiku

It's the day before  

Thanksgiving, and the turkeys  

are very nervous  

Tuesday haiku

Huey sang that it's  

hip to be square, but really  

no one believes that

Monday haiku

Darth Vader likes when  

we Spring forward and Fall back.  

He loves light savers

Thursday haiku

Her snoring's getting  

stronger. Very soon it will  

be louder than mine