Friday, April 26, 2024

Friday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: Where it's our  

bread dough that's risen

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Thursday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: Julia  

Child wrote our bible

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Wednesday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: The only  

cross is on our buns

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Tuesday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: We are the  

true Holy Rollers!

Monday, April 22, 2024

Monday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: We pray to  

a higher flour

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Weekend haiku

Republicans tend  

to take everything, leaving  

Liberals what's left  

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Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: We know how  

to put buns in pews

Friday, April 19, 2024

Friday haiku

Republicans may  

not always be smart, but they  

are in their right mind