Tuesday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: We are the  

true Holy Rollers!

Monday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: We pray to  

a higher flour

Weekend haiku

Republicans tend  

to take everything, leaving  

Liberals what's left  

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Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: We know how  

to put buns in pews

Friday haiku

Republicans may  

not always be smart, but they  

are in their right mind

Thursday haiku

When traveling, I  

tend to find one of the best 

parts is coming home

Wednesday haiku

I didn't go to  

the new Louisville Slugger  

Factory: no balls

Tuesday haiku

Louisville Slugger  

Factory messed up by not  

installing swing doors